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RAP1D T3ST

by Jack Broza

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1.
Don’t talk to me About TV I haven’t seen and we both know I won’t watch And don’t say Imma letchu go When you’re the one Whos gotta leave Don’t walk to fast or too slow when you’re next to me and we’re on a walk
2.
I’ll close all the tabs Pick the clothes up off the floor Stretch my legs them fresh direct and then maybe stretch some more From a shivasina I take stock of the room Things you handle everyday sometimes seem new Are you playing the long game? The long game. Are you mapping out your 2, 5, 10 year? Are you playing the long game? The long game. Are you holding out for something in 10 years? I'm not playing the long game? The long game. I've got nothing on my 2, 5, 10 year?
3.
Tip toes to see the stage, never been out past nine You put me on your shoulders lit a bowl and I plugged my nose When I got home I google can you get secondhand high How’s your sister how’s the magazine? Do you still swallow all your apple seeds? Do you ever even think of me? Did you stomach grow an apple tree?
4.
If you stick around, pull out the couch I’ll make you coffee in the morning and the best damn scramble you ever had No pressure though, you’re probably exhausted from the show I’ll play you my new EP It still needs some mastering But it’s kinda like the stuff we used to fuck with freshman year Nothing on your level though But enough about me Tell me all about tour Tell me all about the girls Tell me all about spain Tell me all about working with McCartney in LA Tell me all about your world Is it everything it seems Tell me when you’re on the road do you ever think of me? I’m tryna stay level headed but I’ve been meaning to ask you And you know how I get carried away And I’m really glad that you came through But... How’d you write ‘Eliza’? It always reminds me Of the chorus on the demo that we wrote together sophomore year No no Im tryna, suggest anything at all But you must know what I mean though? It’s probably not intentional But if you wanted you could add me to the liner notes Or I could open for the Europe shows? Or something? Is that stupid? I don’t know… Tell me all about the girls Tell me all about Saigon Tell me all about how you’re getting famous with my songs Tell me bout the limousines Tell me all the good tea Tell me tell me how it feels to live the life we used to dream I’m tryna stay level headed but I’ve been meaning to ask you And you know how I get carried away And I’m really glad that you came through
5.
She wears corduroy in places you’ve never seen, I’d you know what I mean Calls me potato boy, for god knows what reason, but I can’t complain, I guess that’s my name She can pull off a bandanna, whips my ass at bananagrams even though I sometimes cheat And please don’t get sick of me Cuz I don’t get sick of And please don’t get sick of me Cuz I don’t get sick of You are eggs on toast, a bend to touch my toes, a stovetop medium roast in the morning You are central air, a barely runny yolk, you are shampoo’d hair on my shoulder
6.
There are sparrows, hiding from the rain, they turn a tupelo into a jukebox When we try to do the same, it’s midtown karaoke, its a GameStop Even when the wells runs dry, I’ll water you Even when it’s mad max out there Even when the bees all die and we’re overdo I’ll get honey for ya Even when the wells runs dry, I’ll water you Even if I gotta steal it from somewhere Even if I gotta close my eyes so I don’t know Bout everybody else that’s burning
7.
Drunk at your wedding They peacock and I hide Is that a white horse Drunk at your wedding They peacock and I hide Yup, that’s a white horse Haven’t shown face in a while, though you’ve tried We once we joined our names into a gmail account Now its unclaimed one more forgotten slice of the cloud We don’t have to talk about it but its not whatever I have CVS receipts old enough to have a drink you already know, I don’t let go of things But I don’t feel my shoulders tighten anymore When you walk down
8.
9.
Fourth five minutes on the exercise bike Pump up playlist or this American life Then, shower, shave, eggs on toast, wake the kids, hug my wife, medium roast, I’m off Columns and rows for the rest of the day, lunch in the break room, with Sarah from HR, she says: she still dances on the weekends, but I don’t believe her I don’t play guitar anymore, that’s the way things are but I’m glad to hear your do I am the kid who ate the apple seeds, used to carry a piece, shows six nights a week, god, what a time to be a live, terminal five, bright eyes as the opener Not sure what you think that I’m supposed to be, I hope you didn’t start smoking weed because of me, and no, I didn’t grow an apple tree, obviously I don’t play guitar anymore, that’s the way things are but I’m glad to hear you still do I know we don’t talk anymore, that’s just the way things are, but I think about you too
10.
I worked a nine to five for ten days on vacation, plus overtime chasin’ sound Dress code: A pink pullover and flea market sweats, maybe I’m obsessed maybe I’m a clown Why do I, why do I what I do when I’ve got time? I’ve got no plans got no two, ten five. Let’s go, it’s a rapid test, I’m fucking mess, its Everest maybe I’m depressed maybe I’m better than I’ve ever been Is it cuz I can’t sit still with thoughts when I’m alone I don’t know What do I feel like I have to prove and to who? Is it cuz I’m addicted to love from my phone, I don’t know Why am I so suspicious of myself, maybe they’re just songs Stretch my legs and fresh direct and hunt for a sound, it’s 10am and I’m boundless Sunset at 4pm and the area crashes down, cuz I fucking hate and love everything I make Let’s go, it’s a rapid test, maybe I’m depressed maybe I’m better than I’ve ever been

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I spent the final 10 days of 2021 writing songs in quarantine — one per day, until the CDC released me from isolation. What started as a distraction and a gimmick of a project turned into an experience that pushed me as a musician, lyricist, and person. I’m proud the record that resulted: RAP1D T3ST.

It is available on Bandcamp only a limited time -- all proceeds will be donated to Make the Road New York.

For god knows what reason, the record is largely about middle-aged folks rehashing their adolescent gripes, making fools of themselves at estranged friends’ weddings, and listing their boring daily routines. It’s musically varied, and (I think!) the funniest set of songs I’ve written.

In the latter half of the ten day haul I got some much-needed support from Nathan Reising, who provided stellar saxophone playing on [day 6], and Shyamala, who co-wrote lyrics with me on [day 7] and played violin and sang on [day 9] and [day 10]. I’m hugely thankful to both of them for offering their creativity.

And I also wanna thank the people who joined my mailing list where I shared each song as I finished it daily — your feedback made it so fun!

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released January 7, 2022

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